Thursday, September 23, 2010

Life is Just One Big Cycle

The average american wakes up in his two story home that he shares with his wife and two kids, showers and goes to work at his regular 9-5 job.  Takes a break around noon, goes out to lunch with some co-workers.  Gets out of work at five and drives home to his two story home with his wife and kids. Plays with his children, eats dinner and makes sure they finish their homework.  Around bedtime he reads his kids a story and tucks them in, then goes to sleep in his king sized bed with his wife.

The next day he wakes up and does the exact same thing as the day before.  He follows the same schedule Monday - Friday.  Weekends are a little different, but more or less the same as every other weekend:  He takes his kids out to some event, maybe goes out to the movies or something.  Sunday morning they all wake up and go to Church.  Then they go out to dinner.  Then they come back home and relax for a bit.

The next morning the cycle repeats itself, usually until his kids grow up and go to college, and/or he retires.  Eventually the average american passes away, is mourned by his family and friends, and life moves on...



A few years later the average american's children get married and have children of their own.  They wake up in their two story home that they share with their signficant other and/or kids, take a quick shower and go to work at their regular 9-5 job.

Sounds fun, right?

10 comments:

  1. God this is so true. Keep em coming I like the posts.

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  2. Wow. This sums up life perfectly. In the States. Fun for a robot maybe. <3

    Anyways, I love the blog concept, and thank you for the follow. <3

    Clever name too! =3

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  3. You have a good thing going here :)

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  4. I have to agree with your post :) Keep it up !

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  5. Hey you missed out the part where the dad comes home to beat his wife and kids because of too much alcohol consumption...let's not skip out on the details.

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  6. I am impressed by your blog

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  7. I agree. Now following.

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